is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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