I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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