so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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