Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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