i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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