belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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