We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
When are your genitals available?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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