): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
i believe in u and ur pee
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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