First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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