i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
