do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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