Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Mom said you looked used
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
