How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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