This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
