Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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