How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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