I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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