i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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