haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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