GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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