Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Randomize
