My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
