Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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