Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
