from now on my penis is your penis
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
you traded sex for a burrito?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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