party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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