matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize