So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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