I'm sorry my penis didn't work
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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