The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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