I hope mine doesn't look like that
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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