wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
it's like iHOP with fire
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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