She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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