Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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