"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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