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weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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