Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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