So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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