Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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