I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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