I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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