garbage
garbage dick
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you win
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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