i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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