So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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