i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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