I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The power of my boobs compel you
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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