But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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