Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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