he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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