The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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