i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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