operation have a gay friend backfired
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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