my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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