Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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