If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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